You cannot hire six people.
So hire the one that does six jobs.
Figaro is an operator you own, living in the chat you already use. You say what needs doing; it does the work and brings it back. Anything that leaves your company waits for your tap first.
$550 for the machine, $100 a month for the operator on it. A team is quoted separately.
One Wednesday, one thread
the CSV export breaks on dates like 31/129:02 ✓✓
Found it — the parser assumed US format. Draft PR #128, tests green. Merge?9:06
brief me on the UK AI-agent market before the call9:14 ✓✓
Brief's ready — emailed and saved to Drive. Early but growing fast; the self-host wedge is open.9:31
set up the launch campaign, don't spend anything yet9:38 ✓✓
Campaign built and left paused — three ad sets, your copy. Spend starts on your word.9:52
need creatives for it, same look as the site9:55 ✓✓
Six creatives in your palette, 1:1 and 9:16. In the Drive folder.10:09
and the launch post, in my voice10:11 ✓✓
Draft's in the thread. Your cadence, no adjectives you don't use. Post it?10:16
book Marcello's for two on friday evening17:10 ✓✓
Called them — table for 2, Friday 20:00, under your name. In your calendar.17:19
Six jobs you kept postponing.
Not a chatbot with a long list of skills — separate seats, each holding its own work over one shared memory of your business. The morning above fills every one of them.
- Engineer
Ships the fix you described in a sentence — not hired, not happening
PR #128 merged and deployed
- Researcher
Reads the market overnight and cites it — not hired, not happening
Brief delivered · 14 sources cited
- Ad operator
Builds the campaign, waits for your say-so — not hired, not happening
Campaign created · paused, £0 spent
- Designer
Makes the assets on brand, not on a brief call — not hired, not happening
6 creatives · brand palette held
- Writer
Writes as you, not as a chatbot — not hired, not happening
Post drafted · waiting on your tap
- Assistant
Phones, books, confirms — then tells you — not hired, not happening
Table booked · by phone, in your voice
One operator, one subscription, one machine on your shelf — and the decisions still yours: everything above waited for a tap before it left.
It runs on a machine you own
A small, silent box on your shelf. Your memory, your context and your keys stay on it, and they export with you if you ever leave.
Nothing leaves without you
Sending, posting, paying, merging, calling: each one is a card in the chat. The work happens on its own; the decision stays yours.
It gets cheaper to ask
Every correction is kept. The second time costs less than the first; by the tenth it is routine, and the routine is yours, not a vendor's.
29 August – 23 September 2026
1,212
pull requests merged on the reference deployment — the company this was built for, run on this. 900 of them opened by Figaro, one reverted. The same box is the one that ships to you.
